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  how my mother works

  me: mom i got all A's

  mom:

  me: mom i cleaned the whole house

  mom:

  me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant

  mom:

  mom: is this your cup on the table?

  ... ...
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  80 years from now;
  Me: //falls//

  Granddaughter: GRANDMA ARE YOU OKAY?

  Me: //laughs// HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

  Granddaughter: Grandma this isn't the time for your old 2000 jokes!

  ... ...
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  p-a-i-n-l-e-s-s-l-o-v-e:

  just-another-nightmare:

  wow….

  i love this so fucking much~

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  Teacher: Why did you not study?

  Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day! But that 1 day is your birthday!
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  Television: In the criminal justice system--

  Me: SEXUALLY-BASED DEFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
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  vintage-drunk:

  holy fuck, that is the cutest thing to ever surf the face of tumblr

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